Monday 5 April 2010

Beyond The Pole

This pathetic piece of crap doesn't deserve any more of our time. If you have no budget you should try and be ambitious, be inventive, not recycle some already lame jokes in an embarrasingly stilted and cack-handed manner.
The dailogue is just atrociously cliched, the mock-documentary format over-used and badly done. This may be partly down to the acting, which is utterly devoid of nuicance and makes one want to curl away from the screen in embarrasement as they try to emote. It is an unfunny comedy, and if it is trying to say something it does so in such an idiotic, inarticulate way that the message is offensive. Never mind the way it descends into mawkishness.
If you've got no budget, go the Peter Jackson route and throw some ketchup around, show some liveliness, do something different. Don't make a startingly obvious, overdone, atrociously executed and glaringly unfunny crap-fest like this. Embarrassed to be British, when the low budget film industry produces shit like this.

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